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Agorapocalypse

Agoraphobic Nosebleed · 2009

28 min · 13 tracks · grindcore

A relentless barrage of grindcore that fuses chaotic energy with darkly humorous themes and an unyielding sonic assault.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Agorapocalypse Now — Opening the album with an explosive intensity, this track establishes the overarching themes of chaos and societal critique that permeate throughout.
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    Moral Distortion — This track stands out for its sharp, incisive lyrics that tackle issues of ethics in modern society while delivering an intense musical experience.
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    Flamingo Snuff — With its frenetic pace and disturbing imagery, this track exemplifies the band's unique blend of grotesque humor and sonic aggression.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

64 /100
Treeline
Higher than 79% of albums we've rated

The album's relentless pace and innovative structures mark it as a significant entry in modern grindcore.

What we noticed

  • Lyrical themes often blend dark humor with social commentary, evident in titles and vocal delivery.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
7/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • relentless sonic assault experience
  • darkly humorous chaotic energy
  • short bursts of intensity
  • for adrenaline seekers

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer longer, immersive tracks
  • avoid abrasive soundscapes

Where this album fits

Career context
Agorapocalypse is Agoraphobic Nosebleed's first full-length album since their formation in 1994, marking a significant return after a series of successful EPs. Released in early 2009, this album showcases their evolution into a more structured yet still chaotic sound, setting the stage for their future explorations into blending genres.
Stylistic neighbors
Napalm Death· Pig Destroyer· Anaal Nathrakh

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Agorapocalypse Now 2:26
  • 2 Timelord One (Loneliness of the Long Distance Drug Runner) 0:56
  • 3 Dick to Mouth Resuscitation 1:16
  • 4 Moral Distortion 2:00
  • 5 Hung From the Rising Sun 2:10
  • 6 First National Stem Cell and Clone 3:19
  • 7 Question of Integrity 2:29
  • 8 Timelord Two (Paradoxical Reaction) 3:03
  • 9 Trauma Queen 1:51
  • 10 White on White Crime 3:19
  • 11 Druggernaught Jug Fuck 2:23
  • 12 Ex-Cop 0:59
  • 13 Flamingo Snuff 2:20

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