Before We Were Security Guards cover

Before We Were Security Guards

Hawksley Workman · 2004

32 min · 10 tracks · pop rock

Gritty glam rock meets playful pop melodies, wrapped in clever lyrics and a theatrical flair.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Every Creepy Pusher — This opening track sets the tone with its punchy rhythms and sardonic lyrics that critique societal norms, capturing Workman's signature blend of humor and depth.
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    My Delicious Chocolate Cake — A whimsical exploration of indulgence, this song showcases Workman's ability to mix playful imagery with darker undertones, illustrating his lyrical dexterity.
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    Canadian Motorcycle Gangs — With its catchy hook and vibrant instrumentation, this track reflects on themes of rebellion and identity while maintaining a lighthearted approach that's quintessentially Workman.
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    Watching the Fires — This song features more introspective lyrics that delve into personal reflection against a backdrop of sweeping melodies, showcasing Workman's versatility as a songwriter.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

53 /100
Foothills
Higher than 40% of albums we've rated

The album blends energetic pop rock with theatrical lyrics, showcasing Workman's eclectic style but lacks some cohesion.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a punchy track that sets a high-energy tone, followed by a series of songs that shift between upbeat tempos and more reflective moments.
  • Several tracks feature layered vocal harmonies and playful instrumentation, creating a theatrical atmosphere throughout the record.
  • The lyrics often employ clever wordplay and storytelling, with shifts in perspective that engage the listener's imagination.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
5/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • short energetic listening bursts
  • playful narratives for light moods
  • catchy melodies for sing-alongs
  • quirky stories with whimsical flair

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer long, immersive albums
  • seek serious, introspective themes

Where this album fits

Career context
Before We Were Security Guards marks Hawksley Workman's third studio album, following his breakthrough record, 'Last Night,' which established him as a prominent figure in Canadian music. Released in 2004, this album showcases his signature blend of eccentricity and introspection, further solidifying his unique voice in the indie rock scene.
Stylistic neighbors
David Bowie· T. Rex· Queen

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Every Creepy Pusher 2:15
  • 2 My Delicious Chocolate Cake 2:22
  • 3 The Boat 5:06
  • 4 It's True 4:01
  • 5 I Can Be a Rock 3:17
  • 6 Taxi Drivers 2:21
  • 7 Watching the Fires 3:39
  • 8 Canadian Motorcycle Gangs 4:10
  • 9 What Could I Tell You 2:59
  • 10 Your Naked Body 2:12

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