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Dice

Andrew Dice Clay

37 min · 18 tracks

A raucous blend of stand-up comedy and irreverent storytelling delivered with Andrew Dice Clay's signature brashness.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Mother Goose — This track exemplifies Clay's unique ability to twist childhood nursery rhymes into adult-themed comedic narratives, showcasing his provocative style.
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    Doctors and Nurses — In this track, Clay captures the absurdity of medical scenarios, leveraging his signature delivery to turn a mundane topic into an uproarious commentary on healthcare.
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    Masturbation — This track highlights Clay's unabashed willingness to tackle taboo subjects with humor, reflecting the fearless nature of his comedic identity.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

The album showcases Clay's unique comedic style but has uneven pacing and thematic cohesion.

What we noticed

  • The album features a series of stand-up routines that each focus on different themes, such as relationships and societal norms.
  • Clay employs a distinctive vocal delivery characterized by exaggerated inflections and brash humor throughout the tracks.
  • Several tracks include call-and-response segments with the audience, enhancing the live performance feel.
  • The pacing varies significantly, with some tracks being rapid-fire jokes while others allow for longer storytelling.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
4/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 What If a Chick Gets Pregnant... 1:39
  • 2 Mother Goose 3:27
  • 3 A Day at the Beach 2:38
  • 4 Moby and the Japs 0:51
  • 5 Doctors and Nurses 1:37
  • 6 Smokin' 2:11
  • 7 The Attitude 1:53
  • 8 No Pity 1:04
  • 9 The Golden Age of Television 1:51
  • 10 Speedin' 1:26
  • 11 Couples in Love 3:31
  • 12 When I Was Young 2:09
  • 13 Shampoo 0:48
  • 14 Joey 2:07
  • 15 The Bait 2:31
  • 16 Masturbation 1:31
  • 17 Hoggin' 3:20
  • 18 No Guilt 2:54

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