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God's Balls

Tad · 1989

40 min · 11 tracks · alternative metal

Raw, heavy guitar riffs collide with a gritty vocal delivery that embodies the essence of late '80s grunge.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Behemoth — The opening track delivers an explosive introduction to Tad's heavy sound, characterized by sludgy riffs and dynamic shifts that set the tone for the entire album.
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    Sex God Missy (Lumberjack Mix) — This track highlights Tad's unique blend of humor and aggression, featuring a catchy chorus layered over heavy instrumentation, making it a standout cut from the album.
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    Cyanide Bath — With its relentless tempo and scathing lyrics, this song exemplifies the band's darkly comedic approach to songwriting while showcasing their signature heavy sound.
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    Satan's Chainsaw — The track combines haunting melodies with intense riffs, illustrating Tad's ability to balance heaviness with an underlying sense of melody that resonates throughout the album.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

God's Balls showcases raw energy and inventive sound, marking its place in the late '80s grunge scene.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a heavy, distorted guitar riff in 'Behemoth' that sets a raw tone for the record.
  • Vocals are delivered in a gritty, aggressive style that matches the intensity of the instrumentation throughout.
  • Several tracks feature abrupt tempo changes, such as 'Cyanide Bath', which shifts from fast-paced sections to slower, heavier moments.
  • The final track, 'Ritual Device', ends with a long instrumental fade-out, creating a sense of unresolved tension.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • Hollow Man

    A turning point where the lyrics shift from external commentary to deeply personal introspection about identity and existence.

    This transition emphasizes a vulnerability rarely seen in grunge at the time, revealing a more complex emotional landscape beneath the heavy instrumentation.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Behemoth 4:10
  • 2 Pork Chop 4:22
  • 3 Helot 2:58
  • 4 Tuna Car 2:37
  • 5 Sex God Missy (Lumberjack Mix) 4:29
  • 6 Cyanide Bath 3:37
  • 7 Boiler Room 4:49
  • 8 Satan's Chainsaw 3:10
  • 9 Hollow Man 4:05
  • 10 Nipple Belt 3:17
  • 11 Ritual Device 2:50

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