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Half Divorced

Pissed Jeans · 2024

30 min · 12 tracks · noise rock

A chaotic blend of noise rock and sardonic wit captures the absurdity of modern life and social anxieties.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Killing All the Wrong People — This track opens the album with a frenetic energy that sets the tone for the biting social commentary that follows. Its aggressive instrumentation coupled with caustic lyrics immediately captures listeners' attention.
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    Sixty‐Two Thousand Dollars in Debt — In this song, the band tackles financial despair with an urgent tempo and sardonic lyrics that reflect widespread student debt woes. The combination of dissonant sounds and sharp observations creates a poignant critique of economic reality.
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    Alive With Hate — This track distills the album's theme of pervasive disillusionment into a short, intense burst of sound. Its raw vocal delivery amplifies the feeling of frustration towards societal norms and expectations.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

64 /100
Treeline
Higher than 79% of albums we've rated

The album's chaotic energy and sharp lyrical wit create a distinctive sound within noise rock, though its cultural reach remains limited.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a high-energy track that sets a frenetic pace, which is maintained through the first half before shifting to more introspective themes.
  • Several tracks feature abrupt tempo changes and dissonant guitar riffs that create a sense of chaos and urgency.
  • Lyrical content often employs dark humor and social commentary, with lines delivered in a confrontational style that enhances the overall intensity.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
7/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 2/10

Little footprint beyond its audience. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • short bursts of chaotic energy
  • cathartic release of frustration
  • for quick listens
  • captures absurdity of life
  • front-loaded intensity and dissonance

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer longer, mellow tracks
  • seek polished, clean production

Where this album fits

Career context
Half Divorced is Pissed Jeans' fifth studio album, released in 2024, following their critically acclaimed record, Why Love Now. By this point in their career, the band has solidified their sound and identity within the noise rock genre while expanding their thematic exploration of societal issues.
Stylistic neighbors
The Men· Fucked Up· Melt-Banana

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Killing All the Wrong People 2:19
  • 2 Anti‐Sapio 1:40
  • 3 Helicopter Parent 2:54
  • 4 Cling to a Poisoned Dream 1:29
  • 5 Sixty‐Two Thousand Dollars in Debt 1:54
  • 6 Everywhere Is Bad 3:35
  • 7 Junktime 5:31
  • 8 Alive With Hate 1:36
  • 9 Seatbelt Alarm Silencer 1:27
  • 10 (Stolen) Catalytic Converter 1:51
  • 11 Monsters 1:24
  • 12 Moving On 4:29

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