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Harmful If Swallowed

Dane Cook · 2003

58 min · 24 tracks

A frenetic blend of observational humor and absurd scenarios, delivered with Dane Cook's high-energy performance style.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Umm, Helllllo? — This track showcases Cook's unique delivery style and ability to weave relatable anecdotes into absurd situations, capturing the essence of his humor.
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    Would You Rather... — In this track, Cook engages the audience with hypothetical scenarios that highlight his improvisational skills and knack for interactive storytelling.
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    Just Wanna Dance — This track exemplifies Cook's ability to mix physical comedy with verbal wit, emphasizing his energetic stage presence and connection with the audience.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

The album showcases a unique comedic style with rapid transitions and focused premises, marking a significant moment in stand-up comedy.

What we noticed

  • The album features a rapid-fire delivery style, with jokes often transitioning quickly from one to the next without pause.
  • Each track typically focuses on a single comedic premise or scenario, allowing for deep exploration of absurdity within that theme.
  • The pacing is consistent throughout, maintaining high energy and engagement, with little variation in tempo or mood across tracks.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Intro 0:46
  • 2 Parking Structure 1:28
  • 3 Umm, Helllllo? 3:50
  • 4 Car Accident 2:43
  • 5 Tire in the Face 2:07
  • 6 Would You Rather... 6:03
  • 7 Fireman & Policeman & Miniature Golf Course Security Guard 2:07
  • 8 The BK Lounge 3:29
  • 9 Pregnant Lady 1:48
  • 10 Five Sisters 0:58
  • 11 Slip 'n' Bleed 1:00
  • 12 Speak 'n' Spell 1:03
  • 13 Operation - Monopoly 2:16
  • 14 Don't Tickle Me 0:48
  • 15 Bathroom 2:24
  • 16 Pranks 1:48
  • 17 Fuk and the Finga 1:44
  • 18 Just Wanna Dance 4:18
  • 19 Head 2:34
  • 20 Nightmare 3:05
  • 21 Hopped Up on the Q 1:13
  • 22 Not So Kool-Aid 1:28
  • 23 Pick a Number Please! 1:44
  • 24 Bonus Track! 7:36

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