Haxel Princess cover

Haxel Princess

Cherry Glazerr · 2014

25 min · 10 tracks · indie rock

A whirlwind of garage rock energy with playful, irreverent lyrics and catchy melodies that capture youthful angst.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Cry Baby — Opening the album with an infectious hook, this track encapsulates Cherry Glazerr's blend of catchy melodies and raw energy, setting the tone for the rest of the record.
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    Grilled Cheese — This song showcases a playful yet biting lyricism that reflects teenage experiences in a humorous way while maintaining a punchy musicality.
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    Teenage Girl — A short but impactful track that captures the essence of adolescent identity struggles through sharp lyrics and an upbeat tempo, making it a standout moment on the album.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

48 /100
Foothills
Higher than 19% of albums we've rated

The album showcases energetic songwriting and playful lyrics, making it a solid debut in the indie rock scene.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a high-energy track that sets a fast pace, which is maintained through the first half before slowing down slightly in the latter tracks.
  • Several songs feature abrupt tempo changes, such as 'Bloody Bandaid' which shifts from a driving rhythm to a more laid-back feel.
  • The lyrics often employ playful and irreverent themes, with tracks like 'Grilled Cheese' using humor to explore youthful experiences.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • playful irreverence with youthful energy
  • quick bursts of catchy melodies
  • for spontaneous gatherings
  • short tracks for instant enjoyment

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer longer, introspective compositions
  • seek slow, contemplative listening

Where this album fits

Career context
Released on January 14, 2014, 'Haxel Princess' was Cherry Glazerr's debut album, emerging from the Los Angeles indie scene. At this point, the band was gaining traction, following their earlier singles and establishing a distinctive sound characterized by gritty guitar riffs and candid lyricism.
Stylistic neighbors
Sleater-Kinney· Wolf Alice· Alvvays

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • Bloody Bandaid

    The narrative shifts from a lighthearted observation to a poignant reflection on pain and vulnerability in unexpected ways.

    This transition reveals depth behind the seemingly playful surface, illustrating how the song navigates between humor and emotional weight.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Cry Baby 3:02
  • 2 Grilled Cheese 2:08
  • 3 Haxel Princess 2:41
  • 4 Glenn the Dawgg 1:39
  • 5 All My Friends 2:06
  • 6 Bloody Bandaid 3:54
  • 7 Sweaty Faces 2:21
  • 8 Teenage Girl 1:45
  • 9 White's Not My Color This Evening 3:09
  • 10 Trick or Treat Dancefloor 2:14

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