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Morning Constitutions

Larry the Cable Guy · 2007

51 min · 12 tracks

A raucous mix of stand-up comedy and country-inflected storytelling that revels in absurdity and everyday life.

Top tracks — play these first

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    I Like Steak — This track embodies Larry's signature humor, combining food-related punchlines with relatability that resonates with fans of simple pleasures.
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    Gay Mafia — In this track, Larry navigates controversial topics with his characteristic irreverence, reflecting the era's shifting cultural conversations around sexuality and identity.
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    Shopping at Wal-Mart — This song humorously critiques consumer culture while showcasing Larry's ability to connect everyday experiences with larger societal themes.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • steady pacing for relaxed listening
  • humorous reflections on daily life
  • light-hearted storytelling with charm
  • for casual gatherings
  • ideal for morning commutes

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer serious or dramatic content
  • dislike comedic storytelling styles

Where this album fits

Career context
By the time 'Morning Constitutions' was released in 2007, Larry the Cable Guy had already achieved substantial fame with his 2005 album 'The Right to Bare Arms'. This album built on his established comedic persona, further cementing his status as a leading figure in the blue-collar comedy genre, particularly as he transitioned into more mainstream media appearances.
Stylistic neighbors
Jeff Foxworthy· Bill Engvall· Ron White

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Bowling Shoes 5:34
  • 2 Just Hitched 5:23
  • 3 I Like Steak 5:14
  • 4 Pie of the Month 5:10
  • 5 Terrorist or Toddler 4:04
  • 6 Gay Mafia 3:56
  • 7 Stool Troubles 2:38
  • 8 Shopping at Wal-Mart 5:21
  • 9 Bed, Beer and a Blonde 2:50
  • 10 Squeal or No Squeal 2:44
  • 11 A Sue Named Boy 4:45
  • 12 Poop Lasagna 3:34

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