Plague Soundscapes
The Locust · 2003
21 min · 23 tracks · hardcore punk
A frenetic barrage of blistering riffs and absurdist humor encapsulating chaotic punk energy in under two minutes per track.
Top tracks — play these first
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Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better — This track exemplifies The Locust's irreverent humor and biting social commentary, blending chaos with a catchy hook that invites both laughter and reflection.
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Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy — The frenetic pace and absurd title reflect the album's overall theme of deconstructing societal norms, making it a quintessential representation of their unique style.
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Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? — Combining humor with punk aggression, this track showcases the band's ability to tackle taboo subjects while maintaining a relentless sonic assault.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album's extreme brevity and chaotic structure create a unique punk experience that stands out in its genre.
What we noticed
- The album features abrupt transitions between tracks, often cutting off before reaching a conventional resolution.
- Lyrical content is absurdist and provocative, with titles that reflect a satirical take on societal norms.
- Instrumentation is characterized by frenetic riffs and chaotic drumming, maintaining high energy throughout.
- Composition 25% of the score
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7/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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8/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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9/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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6/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form 0:41
- 2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 0:58
- 3 Solar Panel Asses 0:26
- 4 Live From the Russian Compound 0:58
- 5 Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us 0:52
- 6 Wet Dream War Machine 1:24
- 7 Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here 1:07
- 8 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:51
- 9 Teenage Mustache 0:54
- 10 How to Become a Virgin 0:43
- 11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:29
- 12 Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet 0:45
- 13 File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’ 0:54
- 14 Practiced Hatred 0:34
- 15 Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? 1:06
- 16 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:46
- 17 Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears 0:41
- 18 Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? 1:17
- 19 Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch 0:39
- 20 Twenty‐Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:51
- 21 Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again 1:03
- 22 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed 0:33
- 23 Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes 1:19
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