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Plague Soundscapes

The Locust · 2003

21 min · 23 tracks · hardcore punk

A frenetic barrage of blistering riffs and absurdist humor encapsulating chaotic punk energy in under two minutes per track.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better — This track exemplifies The Locust's irreverent humor and biting social commentary, blending chaos with a catchy hook that invites both laughter and reflection.
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    Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy — The frenetic pace and absurd title reflect the album's overall theme of deconstructing societal norms, making it a quintessential representation of their unique style.
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    Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? — Combining humor with punk aggression, this track showcases the band's ability to tackle taboo subjects while maintaining a relentless sonic assault.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

61 /100
Treeline
Higher than 71% of albums we've rated

The album's extreme brevity and chaotic structure create a unique punk experience that stands out in its genre.

What we noticed

  • The album features abrupt transitions between tracks, often cutting off before reaching a conventional resolution.
  • Lyrical content is absurdist and provocative, with titles that reflect a satirical take on societal norms.
  • Instrumentation is characterized by frenetic riffs and chaotic drumming, maintaining high energy throughout.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
9/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form 0:41
  • 2 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy 0:58
  • 3 Solar Panel Asses 0:26
  • 4 Live From the Russian Compound 0:58
  • 5 Earwax Halo Manufactured for the Champion in All of Us 0:52
  • 6 Wet Dream War Machine 1:24
  • 7 Listen, the Mighty Ear Is Here 1:07
  • 8 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:51
  • 9 Teenage Mustache 0:54
  • 10 How to Become a Virgin 0:43
  • 11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better 1:29
  • 12 Late for a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet 0:45
  • 13 File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures’ 0:54
  • 14 Practiced Hatred 0:34
  • 15 Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants? 1:06
  • 16 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:46
  • 17 Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears 0:41
  • 18 Can We Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft? 1:17
  • 19 Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch 0:39
  • 20 Twenty‐Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:51
  • 21 Captain Gaydar It’s Time to Wind Your Clock Again 1:03
  • 22 Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get Out of My Bed 0:33
  • 23 Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes 1:19

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