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Screem Writers Guild

Lordi · 2023

55 min · 14 tracks · hard rock

A theatrical blend of hard rock and heavy metal, infused with horror motifs and tongue-in-cheek humor.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Dead Again Jayne Start here — This opening track sets the tone for the album with its catchy chorus and darkly playful lyrics that encapsulate Lordi's unique blend of horror and humor.
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    Vampyro Fang Club — With its infectious hooks and nod to classic vampire lore, this track exemplifies the band's knack for combining pop sensibilities with heavy metal bravado.
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    Lucyfer Prime Evil — The song combines powerful riffs with a narrative about temptation and evil, showcasing Lordi's storytelling prowess within their musical framework.
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    Inhumanoid — This track features aggressive instrumentals that reflect the band's heavy metal roots while retaining their signature playful approach to horror themes.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

The album combines theatrical elements with hard rock, showcasing solid craft but limited depth for repeated listens.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a theatrical intro that sets a horror-themed atmosphere, followed by high-energy tracks that maintain a consistent tempo.
  • Several tracks feature call-and-response vocals between the lead singer and backing harmonies, enhancing the theatricality of the performance.
  • The last three tracks slow down the tempo significantly, creating a dramatic conclusion that contrasts with the earlier intensity.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • theatrical narratives with steady pacing
  • immersive horror-themed storytelling experience
  • catchy hooks for sing-along fun
  • engaging tracks for party atmosphere

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer instant gratification tracks
  • seek deep introspective moments

Where this album fits

In the catalog
Late Career Highlight — Continues Lordi's established sound while affirming their popularity in Finland.
Themes
horror-inspired narratives· vampiric humor· theatrical monster aesthetics
Career context
By the time 'Screem Writers Guild' was released in 2023, Lordi had already established themselves as a prominent force in the shock rock scene, following their previous album 'Killection' from 2020. This new release comes after years of staying relevant in both the European and global metal scenes, showcasing their ability to evolve while maintaining their signature aesthetic of horror-inspired theatrics.
Stylistic neighbors
Ghost· Alice Cooper· Rob Zombie

Tracklist

  • 1 Dead Again Jayne Start here 4:33
  • 2 SCG XVIII: Nosferuiz Horror Show 1:04
  • 3 Unliving Picture Show 3:47
  • 4 Inhumanoid 3:43
  • 5 Thing in the Cage 5:13
  • 6 Vampyro Fang Club 4:15
  • 7 The Bride 4:08
  • 8 Lucyfer Prime Evil 4:48
  • 9 Scarecrow 3:57
  • 10 Lycantropical Island 3:50
  • 11 In the Castle of Dracoolove 4:40
  • 12 The SCG Awards 1:40
  • 13 Heavengeance 4:13
  • 14 End Credits 5:15

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