Shut Up You Fucking Baby!
David Cross · 2002
123 min · 17 tracks
A chaotic blend of absurdity and biting satire, punctuated by Cross's sharp wit and provocative storytelling.
Top tracks — play these first
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Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist — This track exemplifies Cross's skill at crafting absurd scenarios that simultaneously critique societal fears post-9/11. Its dark humor encapsulates the anxieties of the era while showcasing his unique narrative style.
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Diarrhea Moustache — A lengthy exploration of a ridiculous premise that showcases Cross's ability to sustain humor over time while delving into absurdity. The track highlights his talent for pushing boundaries and eliciting laughter from shock.
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My Wife’s Crazy! — This track stands out for its relatable yet surreal examination of relationships, allowing listeners to glimpse Cross's personal life through a comedic lens. It exemplifies his knack for blending personal anecdotes with sharp observation.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
Cross's sharp wit and absurd storytelling create a distinctive comedic voice, though the pacing and structure vary across tracks.
What we noticed
- The album features a rapid-fire delivery style, with Cross transitioning between topics without pauses, creating a sense of urgency.
- Many tracks are structured around absurd scenarios or characters, often culminating in punchlines that challenge societal norms.
- Several bits involve audience interaction or imagined conversations, adding a layer of spontaneity to the performance.
- The pacing varies significantly, with some segments building tension before releasing it through humor, while others maintain a consistent rhythm.
- Composition 25% of the score
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7/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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8/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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6/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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7/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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5/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
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Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
Disc 1
- 1 Lunch With Frankenstein 1:30
- 2 Austin Powers Saying “Yeah Baby” 11:10
- 3 “You Go, Girl!” 2:28
- 4 Phone Call From a Cranky Terrorist 5:01
- 5 Sex on the Internet!? 8:05
- 6 Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag 4:54
- 7 Shaving the Pope’s Pussy 4:08
- 8 Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears 5:03
- 9 Fake Tits/Real Beer 6:34
Disc 2
- 1 My Wife’s Crazy! 3:52
- 2 Flying on a Mexican Plane 9:40
- 3 Abortion Doctor From Hell! 7:25
- 4 Socks and Shoes 3:52
- 5 My Daughter’s First Date 5:15
- 6 Diarrhea Moustache 16:03
- 7 If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them 22:44
- 8 Goodnight Assholes! 5:41
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