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Suck This

The Queers

24 min · 16 tracks · punk rock

Raw energy and irreverent humor collide in fast-paced anthems infused with a cheeky punk spirit.

Top tracks — play these first

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    We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin — This track encapsulates the band's blend of dark humor and catchy melodies, making it emblematic of their irreverent style while addressing controversial themes head-on.
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    I Want Cunt / Monster Zero — A standout for its duality, this song shifts between playful sexuality and punk fury, showcasing the band's knack for merging humor with raw energy.
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    Fuck You — As a short yet impactful anthem of rebellion, this track distills the raw frustration that permeates punk culture, delivering a defiant message in under a minute.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

47 /100
Foothills
Higher than 19% of albums we've rated

The album's fast-paced structure and humorous lyrics define its punk rock identity while influencing the pop-punk scene.

What we noticed

  • The album features short tracks averaging around two minutes, maintaining a relentless pace throughout.
  • Many songs employ a simple verse-chorus structure, often repeating key phrases for emphasis.
  • The lyrics frequently blend humor with provocative themes, creating a cheeky tone that runs through the record.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
6/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
7/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • brief energetic bursts of fun
  • audacious humor and irreverence
  • for party ignitions
  • quick listens for short attention
  • frenetic pace with catchy hooks

Maybe skip if you

  • seekers of long, immersive tracks
  • prefer slow, contemplative music

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 1996, 'Suck This' was The Queers' first full-length album after their reformation. At this point, the band was transitioning from their earlier underground status to gaining more attention within the pop-punk scene, marking their return with a sound that emphasized catchy hooks and provocative lyrics.
Stylistic neighbors
Descendents· NOFX· The Dickies

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Squid Omelet 1:37
  • 2 We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin 1:29
  • 3 This Place Sucks 0:40
  • 4 Tulu Is a Wimp 1:01
  • 5 I Want Cunt / Monster Zero 2:08
  • 6 Noodlebrain 2:06
  • 7 Granola Head 1:49
  • 8 Hi Mom, It's Me! 0:50
  • 9 Teenage Bonehead 2:04
  • 10 I Spent the Rent 1:20
  • 11 My Old Man's a Fatso 1:21
  • 12 Fuck You 0:59
  • 13 Fuck the World 1:58
  • 14 I Hate Everything 1:08
  • 15 Ursula Finally Has Tits 2:13
  • 16 You're Tripping 2:08

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