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Released 20 years ago

Weekend at Bernie's

The Queers · 2006

51 min · 33 tracks · punk rock

Fast-paced pop-punk anthems collide with irreverent humor and catchy melodies, embodying the spirit of youthful rebellion.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Ursula Finally Has Tits — This track serves as an anthem for body positivity and self-acceptance, combining humor with a punk edge that encapsulates the album's ethos.
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    I Hate Everything — With its succinct and blunt lyrical delivery, this song perfectly captures the frustration and cynicism often found in punk music, making it relatable for many listeners.
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    We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin — This track stands out for its audacious title and storytelling, reflecting the band's willingness to confront taboo subjects through satire and punk bravado.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • short bursts of chaotic energy
  • playful irreverence throughout tracks
  • quick anthems for sing-alongs
  • for party ignitions
  • fragmented pacing keeps attention

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer lengthy, immersive compositions
  • avoid playful, irreverent humor

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 2006, Weekend at Bernie's marked The Queers' return after a five-year hiatus since their previous album, Punk Rock Confidential. This album further solidified their standing in the pop-punk scene, showcasing their signature blend of cheeky lyrics and energetic instrumentation while maintaining a loyal fan base.
Stylistic neighbors
Descendents· NOFX· The Dickies

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Ursula Finally Has Tits 2:15
  • 2 No Tit 1:29
  • 3 Brush Your Teeth 1:18
  • 4 Love Love Love 2:27
  • 5 I Hate Everything 1:21
  • 6 I Can't Stand You 1:18
  • 7 Slug 1:53
  • 8 My Old Man's a Fatso 1:21
  • 9 Night of the Livid Queers 1:41
  • 10 I Can't Stop Farting 1:10
  • 11 I Want Cunt 0:20
  • 12 Monster Zero 1:58
  • 13 You're Tripping 1:47
  • 14 I Live This Life 1:47
  • 15 I Hate Your Fucking Guts 1:51
  • 16 Fuck You 0:55
  • 17 Ben Weasel 2:13
  • 18 Wimpy Drives Through Harlem 1:11
  • 19 Noodlebrain 2:11
  • 20 Too Many Twinkies 1:23
  • 21 Goodbye California 2:28
  • 22 Jumping Jack Flash 2:51
  • 23 Rockaway Beach 2:11
  • 24 Batman 1:55
  • 25 We'd Have a Riot Doing Heroin 1:51
  • 26 Terminal Rut 0:32
  • 27 Fagtown 0:45
  • 28 MacArthur's Park 1:09
  • 29 Caught Smoking Pot 1:01
  • 30 Kicked Out of the Webelos 1:08
  • 31 I'm Useless 0:14
  • 32 This Place Sucks 0:52
  • 33 Love Me 2:33

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