A Very Brutal Christmas cover

A Very Brutal Christmas

Austrian Death Machine · 2008

8 min · 3 tracks · crossover thrash

A metal-infused holiday romp where classic carols meet relentless thrash riffs and humorous over-the-top theatrics.

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Top tracks — play these first

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    Jingle Bells — This track transforms a beloved holiday classic into an aggressive thrash anthem, exemplifying the band's humorous take on festive songs through heavy instrumentation and comically exaggerated vocals.
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    Get to the Choppa — Drawing inspiration from Arnold Schwarzenegger's famous line in Predator, this song combines catchy melodies with ferocious riffs, effectively representing the band's blend of humor and intensity.
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    Hell Bent for Leather — A cover that injects traditional metal energy into a well-known track, showcasing the band's ability to reinterpret recognizable songs while maintaining their signature sound.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

53 /100
Foothills
Higher than 40% of albums we've rated

This EP blends holiday tunes with thrash metal effectively, creating a unique but niche appeal.

What we noticed

  • The EP features three tracks, each reinterpreting a classic holiday song with aggressive guitar riffs and fast tempos.
  • Vocals are delivered in a harsh, growling style typical of metal, contrasting with the familiar melodies of the carols.
  • The arrangement includes humorous interludes and sound effects that enhance the satirical theme of the project.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 2/10

Little footprint beyond its audience. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Jingle Bells 3:01
  • 2 Get to the Choppa 2:47
  • 3 Hell Bent for Leather 2:57

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