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Choreographed Man of War

Robert Pollard · 2001

35 min · 10 tracks · indie rock

An eclectic mix of lo-fi melodies and sharp lyrical wit framing Pollard's signature indie rock sensibilities.

Top tracks — play these first

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    I Drove a Tank — This track opens the album with a driving beat and vivid imagery, setting the tone for Pollard's exploration of war and personal conflict. Its catchy chorus encapsulates the album's blend of narrative and melody.
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    Edison's Memos — This song features an innovative structure that captures Pollard’s knack for storytelling through fragmented lyrics, illustrating his ability to weave complex narratives into concise formats.
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    40 Yards to the Burning Bush — A standout track that combines brevity with impactful lyricism, it uses metaphorical language to explore themes of urgency and revelation, illustrating Pollard's poetic flair.
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    Instrument Beetle — Closing the album, this lengthy track showcases Pollard’s experimental tendencies, blending intricate instrumentation with compelling lyrics that reflect on identity and creation.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

45 /100
Lowland
Higher than 5% of albums we've rated

The album showcases Pollard's eclectic style but lacks strong cohesion and depth for repeated listens.

What we noticed

  • Lyrical themes shift abruptly between tracks, often juxtaposing humor with darker undertones.
  • Instrumentation varies significantly from track to track, with some songs featuring lo-fi production and others employing more polished arrangements.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
4/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 3/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • mid-tempo grooves for casual listening
  • catchy melodies for communal enjoyment
  • quirky narratives to spark curiosity
  • short tracks for quick sessions
  • steady flow for road trips

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer lengthy, immersive albums
  • seek intense emotional experiences

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 2001, Choreographed Man of War was Robert Pollard's first album following the disbandment of Guided by Voices, marking a significant shift in his career. This album came during a prolific phase for Pollard, showcasing his unique songwriting style while exploring themes both personal and abstract.
Stylistic neighbors
Guided by Voices· Pavement· The Mountain Goats

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 I Drove a Tank 2:53
  • 2 She Saw the Shadow 2:11
  • 3 Edison's Memos 4:39
  • 4 7th Level Shutdown 3:19
  • 5 40 Yards to the Burning Bush 2:08
  • 6 Aeriel 3:15
  • 7 Citizen Fighter 2:24
  • 8 Kickboxer Lightning 3:35
  • 9 Bally Hoo 3:29
  • 10 Instrument Beetle 7:02

Reference: Wikipedia · MusicBrainz · Wikidata