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Released 10 years ago

Confessions of a Romance Novelist

The Anchoress · 2016

64 min · 17 tracks · indie rock

A blend of introspective lyrics and lush instrumentation creates a soundscape that is both confessional and empowering.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Long Year — Opening with poignant reflections on time's passage, this track sets the emotional tone for the entire album, blending melancholy with anthemic choruses.
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    P.S. Fuck You — This track showcases sharp lyricism and biting wit, exploring themes of empowerment and rejection with infectious energy that resonates throughout the record.
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    Confessions of a Romance Novelist — The title track encapsulates the album's themes of vulnerability and self-exploration, featuring a rich arrangement that complements its introspective lyrics beautifully.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

58 /100
Treeline
Higher than 49% of albums we've rated

The album combines introspective lyrics with lush arrangements, creating a distinct sound but slightly uneven cohesion due to bonus tracks.

What we noticed

  • The first half of the album features a consistent mid-tempo pace with layered instrumentation, while the second half introduces more varied tempos and dynamics.
  • The album's lyrical themes revolve around personal introspection and empowerment, often using vivid imagery and metaphorical language.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
5/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • introspective lyrics for deep reflection
  • emotional catharsis through vulnerability
  • acoustic versions enhance personal connection
  • patient unfolding of personal narratives
  • for late-night introspection

Maybe skip if you

  • seekers of instant gratification
  • prefer upbeat, danceable tracks

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in early 2016, 'Confessions of a Romance Novelist' marked The Anchoress's debut full-length album after years contributing as a session musician and songwriter. This album established her as a solo artist, showcasing her unique voice and perspective within the indie rock genre.

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • What Goes Around

    The moment shifts from personal reflection to broader commentary on relationships, addressing the cyclical nature of love with incisive clarity.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

Disc 1

  • 1 Long Year 3:51
  • 2 What Goes Around 4:17
  • 3 Doesn't Kill You 4:39
  • 4 You and Only You 4:08
  • 5 One for Sorrow 3:24
  • 6 P.S. Fuck You 3:18
  • 7 Popular 3:56
  • 8 Bury Me 3:43
  • 9 Intermission (Notes to the Editor) 2:08
  • 10 Waiting to Breathe 3:02
  • 11 Chip on Your Shoulder 2:58
  • 12 Confessions of a Romance Novelist 6:26

Disc 2

  • 1 You and Only You (acoustic version) 4:50
  • 2 Bury Me (acoustic version) 3:46
  • 3 Long Year (acoustic version) 3:33
  • 4 Popular (acoustic version) 2:23
  • 5 What Goes Around (acoustic version) 4:16

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