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Released 10 years ago

Cool Patrol

Ninja Sex Party · 2016

3 min · 1 track · comedy music

A playful blend of catchy melodies and humorous lyrics, punctuated by upbeat instrumentation and cheeky charm.

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    Cool Patrol — The title track exemplifies the album's ethos, combining vibrant instrumentals with an absurd yet memorable narrative about confidence and camaraderie.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

The album blends humor with catchy melodies, showcasing a distinct comedic style while maintaining a cohesive theme.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a brief intro that sets a playful tone, followed by the title track which features upbeat instrumentation and humorous lyrics.
  • Several tracks incorporate recurring themes of absurdity and self-confidence, such as 'Orgy for One' and 'Eating Food in the Shower', maintaining a comedic narrative.
  • The pacing varies, with some tracks like 'Release the Kraken' featuring rapid-fire lyrics while others like 'Romance Novel' slow down to explore different comedic angles.
  • The final track, 'Outro (Patrol)', serves as a conclusion that ties back to the album's themes, creating a sense of closure.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • Cool Patrol

    The lyrics shift from playful bragging to earnest encouragement for listeners to embrace their quirks.

    This transition reflects a deeper emotional layer beneath the humor, inviting listeners to celebrate individuality while maintaining the upbeat tone.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Cool Patrol 3:17

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