Cool Patrol
Ninja Sex Party · 2018
37 min · 15 tracks · comedy music
Playful humor and catchy melodies intertwine in a vibrant celebration of self-confidence and absurdity.
Top tracks — play these first
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Cool Patrol — The title track encapsulates the album's spirit, delivering an upbeat anthem about confidence and self-acceptance that is both catchy and humorous.
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Orgy for One — This track stands out for its playful take on solitude and personal enjoyment, using witty lyrics to juxtapose loneliness with comedic exuberance.
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First Date — With its relatable narrative and clever wordplay, this song highlights the awkwardness of dating while maintaining an upbeat tempo that reflects the album's overall tone.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album blends humor with catchy melodies, showcasing a distinct comedic style while maintaining a cohesive theme.
What we noticed
- The album opens with a brief intro that sets a playful tone, followed by the title track which features upbeat instrumentation and humorous lyrics.
- Several tracks incorporate recurring themes of absurdity and self-confidence, such as 'Orgy for One' and 'Eating Food in the Shower', maintaining a comedic narrative.
- The pacing varies, with some tracks like 'Release the Kraken' featuring rapid-fire lyrics while others like 'Romance Novel' slow down to explore different comedic angles.
- The final track, 'Outro (Patrol)', serves as a conclusion that ties back to the album's themes, creating a sense of closure.
- Composition 25% of the score
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6/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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7/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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7/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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6/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
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Is this for you?
Good fit if you like
- playful energy for social gatherings
- catchy melodies for sing-alongs
- absurd humor in storytelling
- short tracks for quick bursts
- dynamic pacing keeps engagement
Maybe skip if you
- prefer serious, introspective themes
- seek long, immersive experiences
Where this album fits
- Career context
- Released on January 1, 2018, Cool Patrol marks Ninja Sex Party's fifth studio album, following the successful release of their fourth album, Under the Covers. By this point in their career, the duo had solidified their identity within the comedy music genre, blending humor with catchy pop-rock elements that resonated with a growing fanbase.
- Stylistic neighbors
- Toby Fox· The Lonely Island· Flight of the Conchords
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Intro (Cool) 1:03
- 2 Cool Patrol 3:17
- 3 Orgy for One 3:23
- 4 Danny Don’t You Know 4:35
- 5 Release the Kraken 3:20
- 6 Ninja Brian Goes to Soccer Practice 0:31
- 7 First Date 2:45
- 8 Smooth Talkin’ 2:39
- 9 Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy) 4:13
- 10 Romance Novel 1:56
- 11 Eating Food in the Shower 2:09
- 12 Courtship of the Mermaid 2:49
- 13 GFY 1:07
- 14 Mansion Party 2:45
- 15 Outro (Patrol) 0:56
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