Corporate Whores
36 min · 15 tracks · punk rock
Frenzied punk energy collides with darkly comedic lyrics, creating an irreverent critique of societal norms and personal absurdities.
Top tracks — play these first
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Wasted Not Worried — This opening track sets the tone with its rapid-fire delivery and humorous yet biting commentary on substance abuse culture.
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Corporate Whores — The title track encapsulates the album's central theme of critiquing exploitation within society, blending sharp wit with aggressive instrumentation.
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Dysfunctional Family — In under two minutes, this track cleverly dissects the concept of family dysfunction with a mix of humor and punk urgency.
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Welfare Nation — This song critiques welfare systems through a sarcastic lens, showcasing the band’s ability to tackle serious issues with irreverence.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album's frenetic energy and darkly comedic lyrics create a distinctive punk experience.
What we noticed
- The album features short tracks, most under three minutes, maintaining a relentless pace throughout.
- Lyrics are delivered in a rapid-fire style, often with multiple vocalists trading lines to enhance the chaotic feel.
- Several tracks incorporate abrupt tempo changes and dissonant chord progressions, contributing to the frenetic energy.
- The last track ends with a sudden stop, leaving the listener with an unresolved feeling that mirrors the album's themes.
- Composition 25% of the score
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6/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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7/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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8/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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6/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Wasted Not Worried 2:01
- 2 Chalk One Up 2:12
- 3 Urinal Disk Sandwich 3:22
- 4 Dysfunctional Family 1:49
- 5 Whiney's Poster 3:07
- 6 Sperm's Point of View 2:23
- 7 Jerry's Retards 1:31
- 8 Corporate Whores 2:23
- 9 Welfare Nation 3:15
- 10 Stroke All Day 2:44
- 11 Sea of Shit 1:17
- 12 Double D Diddlers 2:54
- 13 Holding in My Hoop 2:40
- 14 F.O.B. 2:44
- 15 Swallow the Pill 2:18
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