Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count cover

Dear Diary, My Teen Angst Has a Body Count

From First To Last · 2004

38 min · 12 tracks · post-hardcore

A frenetic blend of melodic hooks and aggressive post-hardcore energy that captures teenage angst and disillusionment.

Top tracks — play these first

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    The One Armed Boxer vs. The Flying Guillotine — This track showcases the band's dynamic range with its intricate guitar work and intense vocal delivery, embodying the album’s energetic essence.
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    I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet — With its catchy chorus and biting commentary on modern relationships, this song stands out as a critique of digital intimacy.
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    Secrets Don’t Make Friends — This track blends melodic elements with heavy riffs, representing the struggle between vulnerability and betrayal central to teen experiences.
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    Ride the Wings of Pestilence — An exploration of darker themes, this song features complex rhythms and emotional vocals that capture a sense of despair prevalent throughout the album.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

50 /100
Foothills
Higher than 23% of albums we've rated

The album captures youthful angst with energetic contrasts but lacks depth for long-term engagement.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a spoken word track that sets a confessional tone, followed by high-energy songs that rarely drop below a fast tempo.
  • Many tracks feature abrupt transitions between melodic choruses and aggressive verses, creating a dynamic contrast throughout.
  • Several songs incorporate layered vocal harmonies alongside harsh screams, emphasizing the emotional intensity of the lyrics.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • cathartic bursts of energy
  • wave-like emotional dynamics
  • short tracks for quick engagement
  • confessional lyrics with intensity
  • for angst-filled moments

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer smooth, consistent pacing
  • seek lengthy, uninterrupted narratives

Where this album fits

Career context
Released as From First To Last's debut studio album in 2004, this project marked the band's emergence in the post-hardcore scene. At this point, they were fresh off a successful EP, which generated significant buzz and set high expectations for their full-length release.
Stylistic neighbors
The Used· Senses Fail· Silverstein

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Soliloquy 0:26
  • 2 The One Armed Boxer vs. The Flying Guillotine 3:18
  • 3 Note to Self 3:54
  • 4 I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked on the Internet 1:54
  • 5 Featuring Some of Your Favorite Words 4:01
  • 6 Emily 2:40
  • 7 Secrets Don’t Make Friends 4:01
  • 8 Populace in Two 4:00
  • 9 Kiss Me, I’m Contagious 3:23
  • 10 Minuet 1:02
  • 11 Ride the Wings of Pestilence 4:28
  • 12 [untitled] 5:17

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