Dice Rules
Andrew Dice Clay · 1991
54 min · 40 tracks
A brash and provocative mix of stand-up comedy bits and biting social commentary delivered with unapologetic swagger.
Top tracks — play these first
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Phone Sex — This track exemplifies Clay's signature blend of raunchy humor and observational comedy, capturing the essence of his provocative style while addressing contemporary topics.
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Ya Can't Be Nice To Them — In this track, Clay sharpens his critique of societal norms, using hyperbole and stereotypes to elicit laughter while challenging listeners' perceptions.
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Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) — This bit highlights Clay’s self-aware humor about gender roles in comedy, making it a noteworthy example of how he navigated sensitive topics with bravado.
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Intro 2:42
- 2 How Are Ya? 1:18
- 3 Birds 0:59
- 4 Phone Sex 2:19
- 5 Ya Can't Be Nice To Them 0:33
- 6 Christmas Presents 1:24
- 7 Hoidy Toidy Chicks 1:24
- 8 Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) 1:32
- 9 Japs 0:41
- 10 Handicaps, Cripples 2:03
- 11 Don't Move 1:05
- 12 Double Parking 0:29
- 13 The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) 2:15
- 14 The Driveway 0:19
- 15 Subway Travel 1:00
- 16 The Grocery Store 0:32
- 17 Industrial Size 0:40
- 18 The Urinal 0:13
- 19 1989 - A Review 6:08
- 20 Bad Press 1:13
- 21 Backwards 1:48
- 22 Shakin' Hands 0:29
- 23 Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) 1:12
- 24 Bambi 2:42
- 25 3 Beautiful Dates 3:51
- 26 Action 0:22
- 27 Debbie Duz Everything 2:59
- 28 Filthy In Bed 1:39
- 29 Salt & Pepper 0:14
- 30 Smokin' For Your Health 0:37
- 31 The News 0:48
- 32 Fat Orgasms 0:28
- 33 Black Chicks 0:42
- 34 A Vibrant Beautiful Woman 0:35
- 35 Woman's World 0:32
- 36 The First Blow-Job 0:50
- 37 People Are Pricks 1:30
- 38 Ya Hear? 0:54
- 39 Apartmant Life 0:49
- 40 Brooklyn Bad Boy 2:48
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