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Dice Rules

Andrew Dice Clay · 1991

54 min · 40 tracks

A brash and provocative mix of stand-up comedy bits and biting social commentary delivered with unapologetic swagger.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Phone Sex — This track exemplifies Clay's signature blend of raunchy humor and observational comedy, capturing the essence of his provocative style while addressing contemporary topics.
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    Ya Can't Be Nice To Them — In this track, Clay sharpens his critique of societal norms, using hyperbole and stereotypes to elicit laughter while challenging listeners' perceptions.
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    Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) — This bit highlights Clay’s self-aware humor about gender roles in comedy, making it a noteworthy example of how he navigated sensitive topics with bravado.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Intro 2:42
  • 2 How Are Ya? 1:18
  • 3 Birds 0:59
  • 4 Phone Sex 2:19
  • 5 Ya Can't Be Nice To Them 0:33
  • 6 Christmas Presents 1:24
  • 7 Hoidy Toidy Chicks 1:24
  • 8 Opportunity In America (Al Capone's Safe) 1:32
  • 9 Japs 0:41
  • 10 Handicaps, Cripples 2:03
  • 11 Don't Move 1:05
  • 12 Double Parking 0:29
  • 13 The Car Ride (Goin' To A Party) 2:15
  • 14 The Driveway 0:19
  • 15 Subway Travel 1:00
  • 16 The Grocery Store 0:32
  • 17 Industrial Size 0:40
  • 18 The Urinal 0:13
  • 19 1989 - A Review 6:08
  • 20 Bad Press 1:13
  • 21 Backwards 1:48
  • 22 Shakin' Hands 0:29
  • 23 Chicks Aren't Funny (Joey Will) 1:12
  • 24 Bambi 2:42
  • 25 3 Beautiful Dates 3:51
  • 26 Action 0:22
  • 27 Debbie Duz Everything 2:59
  • 28 Filthy In Bed 1:39
  • 29 Salt & Pepper 0:14
  • 30 Smokin' For Your Health 0:37
  • 31 The News 0:48
  • 32 Fat Orgasms 0:28
  • 33 Black Chicks 0:42
  • 34 A Vibrant Beautiful Woman 0:35
  • 35 Woman's World 0:32
  • 36 The First Blow-Job 0:50
  • 37 People Are Pricks 1:30
  • 38 Ya Hear? 0:54
  • 39 Apartmant Life 0:49
  • 40 Brooklyn Bad Boy 2:48

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