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Frankie Welfare Boy Age Five

Braid · 1995

63 min · 26 tracks · emo

A whirlwind of intricate guitar work and confessional lyrics that exemplifies the raw energy of '90s emo.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Hugs From Boys — This track showcases Braid's signature blend of intricate guitar interplay and heartfelt lyrics, encapsulating the emotional depth that defines the album.
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    New Dollar Building — With its driving rhythm and dynamic shifts, this song captures the urgency and rawness of '90s emo while highlighting Braid's knack for melody.
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    Eeyore and Easel — The short but impactful track features a delicate guitar arrangement paired with introspective lyrics, exemplifying Braid's ability to convey vulnerability in a concise format.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

53 /100
Foothills
Higher than 40% of albums we've rated

The album showcases intricate guitar work and personal lyrics, marking a significant entry into the emo genre.

What we noticed

  • The album features rapid shifts in tempo, with several tracks transitioning from fast-paced sections to slower, more reflective moments.
  • Guitar lines often intertwine, creating a dense wall of sound that complements the confessional vocal style.
  • Many tracks utilize unconventional song structures, frequently eschewing traditional verse-chorus formats in favor of more exploratory arrangements.
  • The lyrics are deeply personal and introspective, often delivered with a sense of urgency that matches the instrumentation.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
5/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Angel Falls 2:24
  • 2 Capricorn 3:16
  • 3 Minuet 1:58
  • 4 New Dollar Building 2:23
  • 5 Lining Lake Michigan 2:26
  • 6 Wax Wings 1:07
  • 7 Garner Hall Music Room 2:13
  • 8 Hugs From Boys 4:05
  • 9 Three Point Turn 1:51
  • 10 Eeyore and Easel 3:26
  • 11 Red Dye Company 1:07
  • 12 Summer Salt 2:36
  • 13 X Marks the Hope Box 1:53
  • 14 Brass Knuckle Sandwich 3:31
  • 15 Dolores 1:09
  • 16 Under the Influence of Tricycle Mechanics 2:44
  • 17 Featherweight 2:38
  • 18 Ornamental 3:07
  • 19 Kissy Windmill Print 2:25
  • 20 Jane Describes John 3:18
  • 21 Quarters 2:32
  • 22 Interstate 57 1:46
  • 23 Yawn London 3:00
  • 24 Vest of Interest 2:05
  • 25 Pipsqueak 3:02
  • 26 Zero Frisco 1:25

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