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Ron Gallo · 2017

39 min · 11 tracks · rock music

A chaotic blend of garage rock and witty lyricism that captures the absurdity of modern life.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Young Lady, You're Scaring Me — The opening track sets the tone with its frenetic energy and sharp, observational lyrics about societal expectations, establishing Gallo's unique voice.
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    Kill the Medicine Man — This song exemplifies Gallo's knack for blending catchy melodies with pointed critiques of modern life's pressures and absurdities.
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    All the Punks Are Domesticated — Closing the album, this track reflects on themes of conformity and nostalgia within punk culture, making a poignant statement about societal evolution.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

53 /100
Foothills
Higher than 40% of albums we've rated

The album blends energetic rock with witty lyrics, creating a distinctive sound that captures modern absurdities.

What we noticed

  • The album opens with a high-energy track that sets a frenetic pace, which is maintained through the first half before slowing down in the latter part.
  • Several tracks feature abrupt tempo changes, such as 'Kill the Medicine Man' transitioning from a driving beat to a more subdued section.
  • The lyrics often employ irony and humor, with recurring themes of modern life's absurdities, particularly evident in tracks like 'Why Do You Have Kids?' and 'All the Punks Are Domesticated.'
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
5/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 3/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • Put the Kids to Bed

    The moment shifts from playful sarcasm to a stark realization about adulthood's responsibilities.

    This contrast enhances the song's exploration of growing up while maintaining a sense of humor about life’s challenges.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Young Lady, You're Scaring Me 3:40
  • 2 Put the Kids to Bed 2:54
  • 3 Kill the Medicine Man 2:33
  • 4 Poor Traits of the Artist 2:56
  • 5 Why Do You Have Kids? 3:16
  • 6 Please Yourself 1:23
  • 7 Black Market Eyes 5:49
  • 8 Can't Stand You 3:47
  • 9 Started a War 3:46
  • 10 Don't Mind the Lion 5:18
  • 11 All the Punks Are Domesticated 3:56

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