Here's Your Christmas Album cover

Here's Your Christmas Album

Bill Engvall · 1999

39 min · 12 tracks · country music

A humorous take on holiday traditions wrapped in catchy country melodies and playful storytelling.

Top tracks — play these first

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    I’m Getting Sued by Santa Claus — This track humorously depicts a whimsical legal battle with Santa, showcasing Engvall's knack for blending absurdity with relatable holiday frustrations.
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    Fruitcake Makes Me Puke — Engvall's comedic critique of fruitcake serves as a memorable highlight, reflecting common holiday sentiments while delivering laughs through clever wordplay.
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    Here’s Your Sign Christmas — A festive spin on Engvall's iconic catchphrase, this track cleverly weaves humor into traditional Christmas elements, making it an essential part of his comedic repertoire.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • light-hearted humor for gatherings
  • steady pacing for festive fun
  • playful storytelling with friends
  • quick laughs during holiday prep

Maybe skip if you

  • seeking serious musical depth
  • prefer traditional holiday sounds

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 1999, Here's Your Christmas Album came during Bill Engvall's rise as a prominent figure in comedy, following the success of his previous album, Here's Your Sign, which helped establish his signature style. This album capitalized on his comedic persona by blending holiday themes with his characteristic wit, appealing to both country music fans and comedy audiences alike.
Stylistic neighbors
Larry the Cable Guy· Jeff Foxworthy· Ron White

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Introduction 0:26
  • 2 I’m Getting Sued by Santa Claus 3:37
  • 3 Christmas in the Country Holiday 3:19
  • 4 Rudolph Got a DUI 2:57
  • 5 The Christmas Sign 4:01
  • 6 A Gift That She Don’t Want 4:01
  • 7 Gift Emergency 3:28
  • 8 Fruitcake Makes Me Puke 3:49
  • 9 That’s What’s Wrong With Christmas 4:52
  • 10 Here’s Your Sign Christmas 2:31
  • 11 The Bike 3:02
  • 12 Fruitcake Makes Me Puke (rock version) 3:43

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