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How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Ten Easy Steps

The Ordinary Boys · 2006

45 min · 15 tracks · indie rock

A sardonic mix of sharp indie rock riffs and witty lyrics that critique modern life and aspirations.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Lonely at the Top — This track encapsulates the album's themes of disillusionment with success, blending infectious hooks with biting lyrics about isolation amidst fame.
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    I Luv U — With its playful yet cynical take on romance and relationships, this song stands out for its catchy chorus and relatable narrative.
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    Boys Will Be Boys — This anthem critiques traditional masculinity while providing an energetic vibe that reflects the band’s signature style, making it a memorable highlight.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

46 /100
Foothills
Higher than 10% of albums we've rated

The album combines sharp riffs with social commentary but lacks standout depth or cohesion.

What we noticed

  • The first three tracks establish a brisk tempo with sharp guitar riffs and punchy lyrics, while the fourth track introduces a slower, more reflective tone.
  • Several tracks feature a call-and-response vocal style, enhancing the satirical commentary on modern life.
  • The album closes with two tracks that drop the energy significantly, creating a sense of resolution after the preceding intensity.
Composition 25% of the score
6/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
7/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
5/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 3/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • steady mid-tempo progression
  • sharp wit and humor
  • social commentary with energy
  • ideal for group listening
  • playful irreverence throughout

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer slower, introspective music
  • dislike lyrical critiques

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 2006, this album marked The Ordinary Boys' fourth studio effort, coming after their breakthrough with 'Brassbound' in 2004. It represented a continuation of their exploration of social commentary through catchy melodies, solidifying their place in the UK indie scene.
Stylistic neighbors
The Streets· Arctic Monkeys· Hard-Fi

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Introducing the Brand 0:37
  • 2 Lonely at the Top 3:10
  • 3 Great Big Rip Off 3:00
  • 4 Club Chez Moi 3:05
  • 5 I Luv U 3:14
  • 6 Nine2five 3:02
  • 7 Commercial Breakdown 1:18
  • 8 Ballad of an Unrequited Self-Love Affair 3:57
  • 9 The Higher the Highs 2:57
  • 10 Shut Your Mouth 3:12
  • 11 We've Got the Best Job Ever 3:23
  • 12 Walking on the Faultlines (The Ultimate Step) 3:24
  • 13 Thank You and Goodnight 5:52
  • 14 Who's That Boy? 2:41
  • 15 Boys Will Be Boys 2:42

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