Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Jack Kevorkian Is Cool 0:41
  • 2 ValuJet 1:28
  • 3 You’ve Got No Friends 1:12
  • 4 You Keep a Diary 1:12
  • 5 You Own a Store 0:37
  • 6 You Got Date Raped 0:49
  • 7 Recycling Is Gay 0:36
  • 8 You’re a Cop 1:50
  • 9 You Can’t Shut Up 0:18
  • 10 You’ve Got Cancer 0:31
  • 11 We Just Disagree 0:32
  • 12 Hungry Hungry Hippos 0:18
  • 13 You Are an Interior Decorator 0:51
  • 14 Pottery’s Gay 0:39
  • 15 Rich Goyette Is Gay 0:53
  • 16 Branscombe Richmond 1:35
  • 17 You Live in Allston 0:53
  • 18 You Are a Food Critic 0:54
  • 19 Just the Two of Us 0:27
  • 20 Your Band’s in the Cut‐out Bin 1:10
  • 21 You’re Gay 0:37
  • 22 You Look Adopted 1:17
  • 23 Your Cousin Is George Lynch 0:10
  • 24 You Have Goals 0:22
  • 25 You Drive an IROC 0:55
  • 26 You Play on a Softball Team 0:58
  • 27 Because You’re Old 0:45
  • 28 You Sell Cologne 0:30
  • 29 Being a Cobbler Is Dumb 0:28
  • 30 You Live in a Houseboat 0:45
  • 31 Richard Butler 1:32
  • 32 311 Sucks 0:39
  • 33 Your Kid Is Deformed 0:40
  • 34 You Are an Orphan 1:06
  • 35 You’re Old (Fuck You) 0:12
  • 36 You Go to Art School 0:55
  • 37 Your Best Friend Is You 0:53
  • 38 You’re in a Coma 1:19
  • 39 Windchimes Are Gay 0:10
  • 40 No We Don’t Want to Do a Split Seven Inch with Your Stupid Fucking Band 0:28
  • 41 Rene Auberjonois 0:41
  • 42 The Internet Is Gay 0:25
  • 43 Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You 1:12
  • 44 Hootie and the Blowfish 0:38
  • 45 You Went to See Dishwalla and Everclear (You’re Gay) 0:22
  • 46 Locking Drop Dead in McDonald’s 0:21
  • 47 Technology’s Gay 0:25
  • 48 Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp 0:36
  • 49 I’m in Anal Cunt 0:20
  • 50 You (Fill in the Blank) 0:26
  • 51 Kyle from Incantation Has a Moustache 4:10
  • 52 Bonus Track #3 0:08

Reference: MusicBrainz · Wikidata