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King of Jeans

Pissed Jeans · 2009

39 min · 12 tracks · noise rock

A chaotic blend of harsh noise and punk energy, laced with sardonic humor and raw introspection.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Dream Smotherer — This track exemplifies the album's intense sonic landscape, blending abrasive guitars with unsettling lyrics that critique societal norms. Its dynamic shifts encapsulate the band's ability to balance chaos with cohesion.
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    Human Upskirt — With its provocative title and biting commentary on voyeurism, this track showcases Pissed Jeans' knack for combining humor with discomfort. The relentless instrumentation mirrors the urgency of its themes.
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    Lip Ring — The driving rhythm and sardonic lyrics about youth culture make this track a standout moment, capturing the essence of Pissed Jeans' irreverent approach to punk. It's both an anthem and a critique rolled into one.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

64 /100
Treeline
Higher than 79% of albums we've rated

The album's chaotic energy and sharp lyrical content create a distinctive noise rock experience.

What we noticed

  • The first track opens with a barrage of distorted guitars and aggressive drumming, setting a chaotic tone that persists throughout.
  • Many tracks feature abrupt tempo shifts, often transitioning from frenetic energy to slower, more introspective moments within the same song.
  • The lyrics are delivered in a raw, shouted style that emphasizes the confrontational themes, often layered over dense instrumentation.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
7/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • chaotic bursts of frenetic energy
  • dark humor with unsettling themes
  • short tracks for quick engagement
  • wave-like dynamics with peaks
  • headphone detail in chaotic sound

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer polished, smooth sounds
  • seek long, meditative experiences

Where this album fits

Career context
By 2009, Pissed Jeans had established themselves as a prominent force in the noise rock scene with their second album, 'King of Jeans'. This release followed their critically acclaimed debut, 'Shallow', and marked their continued evolution into a band unafraid to explore darker themes with a sense of irony.
Stylistic neighbors
The Men· Fucked Up· Melt-Banana

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 False Jesii, Part 2 2:33
  • 2 Half Idiot 2:32
  • 3 Dream Smotherer 4:21
  • 4 Pleasure Race 2:10
  • 5 She Is Science Fiction 2:09
  • 6 Request for Masseuse 2:46
  • 7 Human Upskirt 2:11
  • 8 Lip Ring 3:03
  • 9 Spent 7:32
  • 10 R-Rated Movie 3:00
  • 11 Dominate Yourself 3:13
  • 12 Goodbye (Hair) 3:59

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