Kiss My Super Bowl Ring cover

Kiss My Super Bowl Ring

The Garden · 2020

35 min · 11 tracks · punk rock

A frenetic blend of punk energy and experimental sounds that challenges norms with both humor and aggression.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Kiss My Super Bowl Ring — The title track encapsulates the album's playful defiance while blending catchy melodies with sharp lyrics that critique modern culture.
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    Please, Fuck Off — This track stands out for its unabashed lyrical aggression and concise runtime, perfectly embodying the album's rebellious spirit.
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    A Struggle — Displaying a juxtaposition of chaotic instrumentals and introspective lyrics, this song highlights the band's ability to balance anger with vulnerability.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

53 /100
Foothills
Higher than 40% of albums we've rated

The album blends punk energy with experimental sounds, showcasing distinct vocal styles and rapid tempos.

What we noticed

  • The album features rapid tempo shifts, with several tracks clocking in under two minutes, creating a sense of urgency.
  • Vocals alternate between shouted and melodic lines, often layered to create a chaotic yet engaging sound.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
5/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
6/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 2/10

Little footprint beyond its audience. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Moments worth listening for

Where the writing does something specific.

  • A Struggle

    The lyrics shift from personal reflection to broader social commentary reveals deeper layers of frustration and disillusionment.

    This transition not only heightens emotional impact but also showcases the band’s lyrical dexterity in connecting personal experiences to collective angst.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Clench to Stay Awake 3:18
  • 2 A Struggle 3:40
  • 3 Sneaky Devil 3:02
  • 4 Kiss My Super Bowl Ring 3:06
  • 5 A Fool's Expedition 3:09
  • 6 AMPM Truck 3:40
  • 7 Hit Eject 3:06
  • 8 The King of Cutting Corners 2:37
  • 9 Lurkin' 3:02
  • 10 Lowrider Slug 4:20
  • 11 Please, Fuck Off 2:17

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