Post Historic Monsters
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine · 1993
54 min · 16 tracks · alternative rock
A raucous blend of punk energy and witty commentary over jangly guitars and infectious hooks.
Top tracks — play these first
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Commercial Fucking Suicide Part 1 — This track captures the band's signature mix of humor and critique, addressing the commercialization of art while maintaining an upbeat tempo that invites sing-alongs.
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Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen — Blending irony with a catchy chorus, this song reflects the band's ability to juxtapose lightheartedness with deeper societal observations, making it a fan favorite.
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Suicide Isn't Painless — In less than two minutes, this track delivers a poignant twist on a sensitive subject, showcasing the band's knack for tackling dark themes with brevity and wit.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album blends punk energy with satirical lyrics, creating a distinctive sound that reflects its era.
What we noticed
- The first half of the album maintains a high energy level with fast tempos and aggressive guitar riffs, while the second half introduces slower tracks that allow for lyrical reflection.
- Several songs feature abrupt tempo changes, such as 'Commercial Fucking Suicide Part 1', which shifts from a driving beat to a more laid-back groove.
- Composition 25% of the score
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7/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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6/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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7/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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6/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
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Is this for you?
Good fit if you like
- infectious hooks for sing-alongs
- witty commentary on everyday life
- short bursts of energy
- playful irreverence throughout tracks
- for upbeat gatherings
Maybe skip if you
- seekers of deep introspection
- prefer lengthy, immersive pieces
Where this album fits
- Career context
- Upon its release in January 1993, 'Post Historic Monsters' marked Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine's third studio album, following their commercially successful '1992: The Love Album'. At this point, the duo was solidifying their reputation for sharp social critiques wrapped in catchy melodies, navigating a shift in the UK music scene as alternative rock began to gain traction.
- Stylistic neighbors
- Ned's Atomic Dustbin· The Wonder Stuff· Pop Will Eat Itself
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 2 Million Years B.C. 0:40
- 2 The Music That Nobody Likes 4:27
- 3 Mid Day Crisis 3:55
- 4 Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen 4:05
- 5 Stuff The Jubille! 3:54
- 6 A Bachelor For Baden Powell 3:55
- 7 Spoilsports Personality Of The Year 5:03
- 8 Suicide Isn't Painless 1:18
- 9 Being Here 2:04
- 10 Evil 2:50
- 11 Commercial Fucking Suicide Part 1 3:55
- 12 Sing Fat Lady Sing 3:34
- 13 Travis 3:03
- 14 Lean On Me I Won't Fall Over 3:40
- 15 Lenny And Terence (Sexy Daytime Radio Mix) 3:55
- 16 Under The Thumb And Over The Moon 3:43
Reference: Wikipedia · MusicBrainz · Wikidata
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