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Rated X-mas

Matthew Rogers

19 min · 8 tracks · country music

A raucous blend of country twang and irreverent humor, parodying holiday classics with explicit hilarity.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Drunken Santa's Coming to Town — This track serves as a humorous reinterpretation of a classic Christmas song, setting the tone for the whole album with its outrageous premise and catchy melody.
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    I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus — By subverting a well-known holiday narrative, this track exemplifies the album's comedic approach and showcases Rogers' knack for blending humor with musicality.
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    Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer — This track stands out for its shock value and clever wordplay, highlighting Rogers' ability to create memorable hooks while maintaining an irreverent spirit.
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    Have a Pornographic Christmas — As one of the album's standout tracks, it encapsulates the provocative themes present throughout while delivering a catchy chorus that sticks with listeners.

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Drunken Santa's Coming to Town 2:03
  • 2 I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus 2:42
  • 3 Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer 2:28
  • 4 Suck on My Cock 2:13
  • 5 Frosty the Pervert 2:28
  • 6 I Love to Choke My Chicken With My Hand 2:57
  • 7 Have Yourself a 1-900-Christmas 2:08
  • 8 Have a Pornographic Christmas 2:07

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