Sex Objects cover

Sex Objects

The Briefs · 2004

31 min · 14 tracks · punk rock

A frenetic burst of punk energy that combines sharp wit with raw, catchy melodies in under three minutes each.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Destroy the USA — This track captures the album's biting satire with an anthemic chorus that critiques American culture while showcasing the band's signature energetic sound.
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    Halfsize Girl — The song stands out for its catchy melody and playful yet pointed commentary on societal expectations of beauty and femininity.
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    Shoplifting at Macys — With its punchy rhythm and cheeky lyrics, this track exemplifies the band's knack for combining humor with punk rock's rebellious spirit.
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    No More Presidents — This politically charged anthem encapsulates the band's disillusionment with leadership, making it a standout track reflective of their biting social commentary.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

58 /100
Treeline
Higher than 49% of albums we've rated

The album delivers energetic punk with clever lyrics, maintaining a strong cohesion and distinct sound throughout.

What we noticed

  • Lyrically, the songs often employ sharp wit and socio-political commentary, which is evident in titles like 'Destroy the USA' and 'No More Presidents'.
  • There are no significant tempo changes; the album maintains a frenetic pace from start to finish.
Composition 25% of the score
7/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
6/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
6/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
7/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
8/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 4/10

Known within its scene. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • short energetic bursts of fun
  • sharp wit with social critique
  • for quick pick-me-ups
  • fast-paced anthems for parties

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer longer, immersive tracks
  • not into raw diy aesthetics

Where this album fits

Career context
Released on January 1, 2004, Sex Objects marked The Briefs' third studio album and followed their critically acclaimed 2002 release, At Their Best. By this time, the band had established themselves as a prominent fixture in the punk rock scene, known for their energetic performances and satirical lyrics.
Stylistic neighbors
The Dickies· The Queers· Dead Kennedys

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Orange Alert 2:00
  • 2 Halfsize Girl 1:46
  • 3 Destroy the USA 2:14
  • 4 Ephedrine Blue 2:15
  • 5 So Stupid 2:08
  • 6 Sex Objects 2:42
  • 7 Killed by Ants 4:08
  • 8 No More Presidents 1:47
  • 9 Shoplifting at Macys 2:22
  • 10 Mystery Pill 2:05
  • 11 Sally I Can’t Go to the Beach 2:04
  • 12 Antisocial 2:34
  • 13 Vitamin Bomb 1:43
  • 14 Life Styles of the Truly Lazy 1:45

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