What makes Teach Children to Worship Satan by Dark Funeral notable?

'Teach Children to Worship Satan' is often regarded as a crucial release within the second wave of black metal, receiving critical acclaim for its intensity and musicianship. The album helped cement Dark Funeral's position in the genre, influencing subsequent acts and contributing to the global appeal of Swedish black metal. Upon the release of 'Teach Children to Worship Satan', Dark Funeral was solidifying their presence in the black metal scene following their 1996 debut album, 'The Secrets of the Black Arts'. This album marked their third studio effort, showcasing a refinement in their sound and lyrical themes that delved deeper into occult imagery and anti-religious sentiments.

Who is Teach Children to Worship Satan for?

Teach Children to Worship Satan works well if you're into steady mid-tempo intensity, dark themes for focused sessions and relentless soundscapes for immersion.

How many songs are on Teach Children to Worship Satan?

Teach Children to Worship Satan has 5 tracks, running approximately 27 minutes.

Teach Children to Worship Satan

Dark Funeral · 2000

27 min · 5 tracks · black metal

A relentless barrage of icy riffs and blast beats intertwine with haunting melodies to forge an unholy atmosphere.

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Top tracks — play these first

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An Apprentice of Satan — This opening track sets the tone for the album with its ferocious tempo and darkly atmospheric elements, epitomizing the band's commitment to blasphemous themes.
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Pagan Fears — With its intricate guitar work and powerful drumming, this track exemplifies Dark Funeral's ability to blend melody with aggression while exploring paganism's allure.
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Dead Skin Mask — A cover of Slayer's classic, this rendition showcases Dark Funeral's skill in reinterpreting influential tracks while maintaining their signature sound and dark aesthetic.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

64 /100

Treeline

Higher than 79% of albums we've rated

The EP showcases strong musicianship and a cohesive sound while maintaining a distinct black metal identity.

What we noticed

The first track opens with a rapid-fire blast beat that sets a relentless pace, which is maintained throughout the EP.
Each song features intricate guitar work, with melodies layered over aggressive riffs, creating a dense soundscape.
The final track ends abruptly without resolution, leaving a sense of unfinished tension.

Composition 25% of the score: 7/10
Craft 20% of the score: 8/10
Durability 25% of the score: 6/10
Distinctiveness 18% of the score: 8/10
Sequencing 12% of the score: 7/10

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

steady mid-tempo intensity
dark themes for focused sessions
relentless soundscapes for immersion
haunting melodies with urgency

Maybe skip if you

prefer lighthearted music
seek instant gratification

Where this album fits

Career context: Upon the release of 'Teach Children to Worship Satan', Dark Funeral was solidifying their presence in the black metal scene following their 1996 debut album, 'The Secrets of the Black Arts'. This album marked their third studio effort, showcasing a refinement in their sound and lyrical themes that delved deeper into occult imagery and anti-religious sentiments.
Stylistic neighbors: Marduk· Immortal· Behemoth