The '90s Suck and So Do You
Angry Samoans · 1999
13 min · 8 tracks · hardcore punk
Frenetic riffs and biting humor collide in this unapologetic blast of hardcore punk energy from the late '90s.
Top tracks — play these first
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I'd Rather Do the Dog — Opening with a raw, catchy riff, this track encapsulates the band's playful yet rebellious spirit while setting the tone for the album's irreverent humor.
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Letter From Uncle Sam — This song serves as a scathing political statement, combining biting lyrics with a fast-paced instrumental backdrop that critiques nationalism and authority.
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Suzy's a Loser — With its infectious chorus and tongue-in-cheek narrative, this track showcases the band's knack for storytelling through humor while remaining musically punchy.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album delivers energetic punk with sharp lyrics but lacks the depth for lasting impact.
What we noticed
- The album features short tracks averaging around two minutes, maintaining a relentless pace throughout.
- Each song employs simple, repetitive chord progressions typical of hardcore punk, with aggressive vocal delivery.
- Lyrical content often includes satirical commentary on societal issues and pop culture, delivered with a sense of humor.
- Composition 25% of the score
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6/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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6/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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6/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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7/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
Little footprint beyond its audience. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.
Is this for you?
Good fit if you like
- short bursts of chaotic energy
- sardonic humor with raw intensity
- for quick adrenaline rush
- ideal for raucous group listening
Maybe skip if you
- prefer lengthy, intricate compositions
- seek mellow, reflective soundscapes
Where this album fits
- Career context
- The '90s Suck and So Do You marks a pivotal moment for Angry Samoans as their first release in over a decade, following a hiatus since their last album, 1989's 'Empowered.' This album reflects their return to the punk scene amidst a changing musical landscape, showcasing their signature irreverence and social commentary.
- Stylistic neighbors
- Dead Kennedys· Black Flag· Circle Jerks
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 I'd Rather Do the Dog 1:27
- 2 Letter From Uncle Sam 1:06
- 3 Suzy's a Loser 2:19
- 4 In and Out of Luv 1:08
- 5 Mister M.D. 1:39
- 6 My Baby's Gone Gone Gone 1:45
- 7 Beat Your Heart Out 1:37
- 8 Don't Change My Head 2:15
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