The Funeral Sciences
Schoolyard Heroes · 2003
37 min · 12 tracks · horror punk
A chaotic blend of horror-themed narratives and punk energy, dripping with dark humor and theatrical flair.
Top tracks — play these first
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Curse of the Werewolf — This track introduces listeners to the band's distinctive style, combining catchy hooks with campy horror references that define the album's character.
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All‐You‐Can‐Eat Cancer — This song exemplifies the band's use of dark humor while addressing serious themes, showcasing their ability to blend playful lyrics with heavy punk instrumentation.
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Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker — Closing the album with a longer track, it encapsulates the band's theatrical storytelling approach, weaving a narrative that ties together their horror influences.
Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Curse of the Werewolf 3:14
- 2 All‐You‐Can‐Eat Cancer 3:54
- 3 The Mechanical Man vs. the Robot From the Outer Limits 2:09
- 4 Dawn of the Dead 2:45
- 5 Blood‐Spattered Sundress 2:45
- 6 Attack of the Puppet People 2:49
- 7 Bury the Tooth of the Hydra and a Skeleton Army Will Arise 3:19
- 8 The Klaw 2:21
- 9 Michael Dudakoff: American Ninja 3:32
- 10 Contra 2:01
- 11 Boyfriend 2:43
- 12 Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker 5:24
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