"Them" cover

"Them"

King Diamond · 1988

43 min · 12 tracks · heavy metal

A chilling blend of theatrical storytelling and heavy metal instrumentation that immerses listeners in a dark, haunting narrative.

Top tracks — play these first

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    Welcome Home — This track stands out with its memorable chorus and compelling narrative about a haunted homecoming, encapsulating the album's core themes of madness and familial ties.
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    The Invisible Guests — In this song, the interplay between haunting melodies and sinister lyrics creates an unsettling atmosphere reflecting the concept of unseen entities impacting one's life.
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    The Accusation Chair — The song features an intense buildup that parallels the emotional turmoil of its protagonist, making it a pivotal moment in the album's dramatic arc.

Elevation

Our rating, out of 100 — and why.

AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.

75 /100
Alpine
Higher than 98% of albums we've rated

The album's strong narrative and theatrical elements set it apart in heavy metal, while its cohesive structure enhances its impact.

What we noticed

  • The album features a narrative structure where each track contributes to an overarching story, with dialogue interludes enhancing the theatricality.
Composition 25% of the score
8/10

the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics

Craft 20% of the score
8/10

production, performance, arrangement

Durability 25% of the score
7/10

whether it rewards returning to it

Distinctiveness 18% of the score
8/10

whether it sounds like itself

Sequencing 12% of the score
9/10

running order, pacing, length

Influence 6/10

Significant within its genre. Reported but not counted — how far a record travelled describes its reception rather than the record, and a newer release has had less time to travel than an older one.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • theatrical storytelling with intensity
  • wave-like pacing that captivates
  • dark narratives for immersive listening
  • haunting melodies that linger
  • dynamic shifts in emotional tone

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer straightforward, upbeat tracks
  • want instant gratification from music

Where this album fits

Career context
Released in 1988, 'Them' was King Diamond's fourth studio album and marked a significant moment in his career as it followed the successful 'Abigail'. The album showcased Diamond's commitment to horror-themed narratives, firmly establishing his reputation as a master of conceptual storytelling within metal.
Stylistic neighbors
Mercyful Fate· Ghost· Iced Earth

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 Out From the Asylum 1:44
  • 2 Welcome Home 4:36
  • 3 The Invisible Guests 5:04
  • 4 Tea 5:15
  • 5 Mother’s Getting Weaker 4:02
  • 6 Bye, Bye, Missy 5:08
  • 7 A Broken Spell 4:08
  • 8 The Accusation Chair 4:21
  • 9 “Them” 1:57
  • 10 Twilight Symphony 4:08
  • 11 Coming Home 1:12
  • 12 Phone Call 1:39

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