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Unicornography

The Falcon · 2006

34 min · 14 tracks · punk rock

A frenetic blend of punk rock energy and sharp social commentary wrapped in catchy hooks and relentless rhythms.

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Top tracks — play these first

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    The Angry Cry of the Angry Pie — This opening track sets the tone for the album with its rapid-fire lyrics and satirical take on modern life, showcasing the band's signature blend of humor and punk energy.
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    The Longshoreman’s Lament — This song stands out for its poignant storytelling wrapped in a catchy melody, illustrating the struggles of working-class life through a humorous lens.
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    Unicorn Odyssey — With its whimsical title and infectious chorus, this track encapsulates both the playful spirit of the album and the band's ability to craft memorable hooks.

Is this for you?

Good fit if you like

  • short bursts of frenetic energy
  • sardonic humor throughout tracks
  • engaging sing-along moments
  • playful narratives and themes

Maybe skip if you

  • prefer long, immersive experiences
  • dislike offbeat lyrical humor

Where this album fits

Career context
Released on September 26, 2006, 'Unicornography' is The Falcon's debut album after the band's formation in 2004. Comprised of members from established punk acts like Alkaline Trio and Rise Against, this album marked their first venture into crafting a unique sound that blends humor with punk ethos.
Stylistic neighbors
The Lawrence Arms· Against Me!· Alkaline Trio

Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 The Angry Cry of the Angry Pie 1:54
  • 2 Blackout 3:03
  • 3 The La‐Z‐Boy 500 2:53
  • 4 The Celebutard Chronicles 2:11
  • 5 Little Triggers 2:33
  • 6 The Routes We Wander 2:42
  • 7 The Longshoreman’s Lament 1:23
  • 8 Unicorn Odyssey 2:39
  • 9 R.L. Burnouts Inc. 2:22
  • 10 Building the Even More Perfect Asshole Parade 2:36
  • 11 When I Give the Signal, Run! 3:48
  • 12 The Blood and the Frog 2:12
  • 13 Do You Want Fries With These Songs? 2:01
  • 14 Goin’ Home 2:35

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