Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock!
Harry and the Potters · 2004
37 min · 14 tracks · alternative rock
A playful blend of punk energy and whimsical storytelling, channeling teenage rebellion through the lens of wizardry.
Top tracks — play these first
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Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock — The title track exemplifies the band's ethos, merging catchy hooks with clever lyrics that humorously confront dark themes within the series.
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Dumbledore's Army — This song captures the spirit of resistance against authority, embodying both a call to action and a celebration of camaraderie among characters.
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Stick It to Dolores — With its direct references to a beloved character's oppressive nature, this track serves as an anthem for defiance and youthful rebellion.
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Keeping Secrets From Me (The Angry Song) — This song effectively channels teenage angst while critiquing issues of trust and secrecy, making it relatable beyond its fantasy context.
Elevation
Our rating, out of 100 — and why.
AI-generated from five scored dimensions. An opinion, not a measurement.
The album captures a unique blend of punk energy and whimsical storytelling, appealing to its niche audience.
What we noticed
- The album features a consistent use of upbeat tempos across most tracks, with only a few slowing down for narrative moments.
- Lyrically, the songs often reference specific characters and events from the Harry Potter series, creating a playful storytelling approach.
- Several tracks incorporate call-and-response vocals, enhancing the communal feel typical of punk rock shows.
- The instrumentation relies heavily on electric guitars and driving drums, maintaining a high energy level throughout.
- Composition 25% of the score
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6/10
- Craft 20% of the score
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7/10
- Durability 25% of the score
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5/10
- Distinctiveness 18% of the score
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7/10
- Sequencing 12% of the score
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6/10
the writing — melody, harmony, structure, lyrics
production, performance, arrangement
whether it rewards returning to it
whether it sounds like itself
running order, pacing, length
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Tracklist
Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.
- 1 Voldemort Can't Stop the Rock 3:05
- 2 The Weasle 2:01
- 3 The Missing Arm of Viktor Krum 1:54
- 4 Fred and George 2:26
- 5 Keeping Secrets From Me (The Angry Song) 1:44
- 6 Cornelius Fudge Is an Ass 1:34
- 7 Dumbledore's Army 4:56
- 8 These Dreams Are Dark 3:16
- 9 Stick It to Dolores 2:23
- 10 SPEW 1:01
- 11 The Human Hosepipe 3:33
- 12 Luna Lovegood Is Ok 2:20
- 13 The Godfather: Part II 2:25
- 14 The Weapon 4:27
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