Tracklist

Best experienced from track one — press play and let it unfold.

  • 1 How to Become a Virgin 0:46
  • 2 Who Wants a Dose of the Clap? 0:55
  • 3 Twenty‐Three Lubed‐Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur 0:50
  • 4 Priest With the Sexually‐Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed 0:33
  • 5 The Half‐Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office 0:48
  • 6 Too Rough to Scoop (Find a Grain of Greed) 1:38
  • 7 Creeps in a White Cake 1:27

Reference: MusicBrainz